Territorialism: Peeing for Dogs, Slobbering for Women

First off, this is just me being random and foolish (two things I'm great at, by the way), so ladies out there should NOT get their panties in a bunch. Speaking of, what does that mean, even??? Moving along. Ladies, let's be honest. You KNOW what's wrong with your man, no matter how much you … Continue reading Territorialism: Peeing for Dogs, Slobbering for Women

Why I’m a Coward

There has been an eerie silence on the blog for a while... I'll try to explain that. First of all, an uncertain number of girls went on an unplanned excursion with a handful of deranged bad guys, and the Nigerian government did fuck all about it. Pardon my French; it's a bit rusty. Now, it … Continue reading Why I’m a Coward