The Fat Girl’s Guide to Life

8:12 AMJoy
this away business here to stay?
8:14 AMJohnny Q
oh
morning
8:19 AMJoy
heehee
morning
9:46 AMJohnny Q
this away business here to stay?
10:21 AMJoy
lol
was ACTUALLY  away
ass
10:23 AMJohnny Q
WELCOME BACK
10:24 AMJoy
hmm
been in za loo
was there for like 30mins
10:28 AMJohnny Q
hmmmm
giving birth?
10:29 AMJoy
10:31 AMJohnny Q
lol
11:27 AMJoy
DAYUMMM
this guy jess walked in
OH GHERRDD
LITERALLY BITING MY UPPER LIP
AARRRGHHHHH
I WANT HIM TO BE A SLICE OF BREAD, M SO FAT I CAN LITERALLY BE HIS BUTTER
SPREAD MYSELF ALL OVER HIS GADDEM BORRY
RRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
HE’S GONE NOW THOUGH
BARELY NOTICED ME, U KNOW, AS A WOMAN
11:50 AMJohnny Q
hahaha
sorry
 butter huu
11:51 AMJoy
yeth
11:51 AMJohnny Q
awwww
pele
11:54 AMJoy
sigh
was so tall n lanky
usually m not into that body type, but there was this way his shoulders were so broad
11:54 AMJohnny Q
oowwwwuh
11:54 AMJoy
n his arms jus hung there all promising
11:54 AMJohnny Q
strength and all
11:55 AMJoy
n i wanted to pull up his shirt n see his tummy
11:59 AMJoy
cos i can swear on a carton of instant nescafe its flat n delicious n perfect for accidentally spilling things on n purposely licking them off
12:01 PMJohnny Q
*plastering my eyes*
they are burning
oh wait
hehehehe
wow..that good|?
where has he been since?
why doesnt he walk in often?
which dept did he go to?
12:02 PMJoy
who knowwsss
he came to me
wow,i wish that statement was true
anyway, he asked abt nda forms
12:03 PMJohnny Q
imagine that guy defending you?
defence academy shey?
12:03 PMJoy
had to ask him to sit lemme check even tho i know we dnt have
sighhhhhhhh
12:03 PMJohnny Q
you for tell am make e come back
12:03 PMJoy
ure tormenting me
my liver cut
12:04 PMJohnny Q
sorry but since you are so purrfectly built, you would have to come bac tomorrow when i can fully stand and take in all of you
ohmygawd
that last line didnt sound normal
1:49 PMJoy
sigh
jus sitting down to read this
Oga can be such a chore sometimes
lol, ure right
2:03 PMJohhny Q
PELE
_
awwww…

P.S
Don’t ask too many questions; just go with it.

Yours,
@msmeddle

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