Aisle-land Blues

It was two weeks before her wedding and she was depressed as hell. It was so hard putting up a smile, so hard concentrating on the last minute arrangements, so hard keeping it together. It had all started the day she went to pick up her gown. They’d had to make some minor adjustments and … Continue reading Aisle-land Blues

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I Know I Bashed Your Car, But Have You Eaten?

The question has logical origins, I suppose. We Nigerians have always had near-maniacal levels of hospitality etched in our culture. I mean, you have a guest coming from far away, guest gets to the house by say, 2am. The first thing you ask is, "Have you eaten?" then proceed to offer him a wide array … Continue reading I Know I Bashed Your Car, But Have You Eaten?