Zero Plus Zero Equals Blog Post

So I'm sat at the old plantation (aka office) today, when I hear my phone ring. I peep the caller ID without breaking eye contact with the old man before me, because old people are all sorts of annoying when they feel in the least bit abandoned. It is a strange number, one of those … Continue reading Zero Plus Zero Equals Blog Post

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Somebody’s Daddy

My eyes dimmed again. It was a generous, uncoordinated mix of hunger, fatigue, and the little subdued angers of the day. Too bad I couldn't lose my temper on the job, or just walk away from my desk whenever I needed a break. Looking up, I notice a customer I've never seen before. He is … Continue reading Somebody’s Daddy

Fat Girl’s Guide

20-12-2014 The logical thing any (skinny) person will say is, if you're unhappy with your weight then do something about it. Then the slow motion montage will begin to play with inspirational, heroic music going on in the background. You will see it like it always happens in the movies; young, fat, usually painfully plain … Continue reading Fat Girl’s Guide