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Keeping Your BFF

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Here are some tips about best friends I wrote down a while ago:

-Keep the amebo flowing. Gossip is the grease that oils the cogs of the world. It is not to be underestimated.
– Though distance separates you, communication is key.
– When you deliver your gist, be sure to make it media-rich. Include images, web links, audio, video footage, bloody powerpoint slides if you can. Continue reading

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Instant Fash: Bracelet

I am in a bus headed for Asaba. There’s a skinny fair guy sitting next to me who’s been making small talk with the third person at the back, an elderly lady. I’ve come to realize that my girlfriend lied; Asaba is apparently further away than the four hours she promised, and it’s in no way going to be a smooth ride, if the present rough road is anything to go by.
I’m trying to sleep to eat up the kilometres, but there is really nowhere to rest my head. I glance towards my skinny neighbour and access his profile. Glasses, very little facial hair. I quite suddenly want to grab his head and kiss him. It’s not my fault. I love to kiss but this single life won’t let me prosper… Continue reading

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The Fat Girl’s Guide to Life

8:12 AMJoy
this away business here to stay?
8:14 AMJohnny Q
oh
morning
8:19 AMJoy
heehee
morning
9:46 AMJohnny Q
this away business here to stay?
10:21 AMJoy
lol
was ACTUALLY  away
ass
10:23 AMJohnny Q
WELCOME BACK
10:24 AMJoy
hmm
been in za loo
was there for like 30mins
10:28 AMJohnny Q
hmmmm
giving birth?
10:29 AMJoy
10:31 AMJohnny Q
lol
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